Day 1 : Global Talent Show

Scattered stalls support an assortment of decoration pieces from your drawing room and platters of food that belong continents away; while the delegates carry the most colorful of attires around, of course with the exception of that one much heralded top less dude who had the misfortune of being allotted Sierra Leone, Rwanda or some other country of the sorts, you only know of because you attend MUNs. Meanwhile, delegations gear up and break it down on the stage as we feast our eyes on the talent they put on show. Is it a Global Village? Is it a Talent Show? No, kicking off the SMAMUN ’11 social events in traditional, yet a slightly revamped style; is the all original, all SMAMUN Global Talent Show.

So get ready to set up a stall representing your country’s culture, hang up a flag of your country and suit up in the apparels of your respective state. And oh, be sure to mingle with the crowd and get a preview for what awaits you in your committee sessions the next day. And then for a good two glorified minutes, you and your team will be the center of attention as you strut it out to center stage and perform something linked, even if barely, to your national heritage. Just remember; a power point presentation does not make for a good talent show performance, nor do samoosas look convincing on the French stall no matter how French a label they’re given. And oh just speaking from experience, please learn what the red color on your flag represents, because bloodshed as tempting as it may sound isn’t it and remember, no matter how adorably that cute delegate asks you to try that herbal tea, have mercy on your defenseless digestive system and don’t! It’s not worth it, bro.

Day 2 : Concert

Nerves on end? Minds still stuck in the issues being fought over in the gripping debates? Wanna lose yourself and get high on some good music? With speakers blaring all over the place, join in on the head bangers as they rock on to one of the most ecstatic experiences of their lives. A selection of the most talented artists in the Pakistani music industry will take the stage so don’t miss out on the swaying crowds, the shifting beats, the seductive melodies and rock hard to the max. Your head may be tired, those working papers may never have been formed and you might just have realized that you never knew what a position paper was but nothing else should matter. The bass, the rhythm, the euphoria and the bliss that will get you high is exactly what we have on offer.

Some scholars say that music is food for the souls, at this point though, you wouldn’t really care what food or water or souls are. We guarantee arms waving to the beats, the environment of intoxication and yes, you will go back home happier than you were when you left; more ready to take on that gruesome looking committee chair and your fellow, more gruesome looking delegates, for as mentioned above, they were scholars after all who said it, right?

Day 3 : Carnival

The first day of actual committee sessions and thus the burgeoning urge to shed the heat built up under the torch of arduous debate and the seething summer sun, and we’ve got just the cure; an eye-catching, color-spreading, funny-bone-tickling, ride-taking, full-on-partying Carnival. A blaze of colors, sing-along music, a wide variety of scintillating and not-so-scintillating snacks to keep your happy face on even after the committee chair personally booed you only a few hours earlier.

Unlike the Global Talent show, you won’t have to look at videos of yourself on stage after you’ve performed but you shall be reminded of Disneyland back in Singapore. The host team with their sweaty faces and circus freak like appearances, the other delegates modestly showing their nonexistent skills at our carnival games and the aesthetically pleasing, really tall, stick limbed, hand waving, colored, curly haired, fully make-upped clowns most of you are still afraid of shall all make your day, or evening (as the case would probably be) even after your realization that the delegate who was sitting next to you is going to win the best diplomacy award and not yourself. Our Carnival treats are sure to make your tummy feeling butterflies inside and we assure you, no delegate has ever been heard to suffer from diarrhea after SMAMUN.

Located in just another fine corner of our exquisite campus, the SMAMUN team brings you a night of eye petting setting, flamboyant attires and delightful banter. It’s the fourth for SMAMUN and for just another average Joe MUN it would be the finale in a social events line up; and the name’s Dinner; Themed Dinner. Whether you’re hoping for your name to be announced for an outstanding diplomacy award or just the sweet, sweet six (I think) syllable call out, ‘Khana Khul Gaya Hai’, we know you all just can’t wait for this one.

And did we mention flamboyant attires somewhere up there? Ah yes, don’t be worried about having to go to the Halloween store for this one, because cross my heart and hope to miss SMAMUN ‘11, we know just how ridiculous it would be if we ask you to show up in cowboy boots or superman undies, no matter how tempted we might be for the sake of the publications and media department. This themed dinner plans to accommodate you as you showcase your flair, as you swag it out and reel ‘em in. So suit up and come on over, this one’s not to miss.

Day 5 : Battle of the Committees

Sadly, it’s the last day but we have just the remedy. If you’re looking to blow of some post-wrong-end-of-a-backstabbing steam or to further stamp your authority on the MUNing battlefield or just to get back at that cute delegate from the Day 1 description up there who has quite adeptly managed to turn down your humble attempt(s) at socializing by now, we’ve got just the social event to hand you the all important last laugh. It’s the ‘Battle of the Committees’.

If your committee raids and rants over who had more fun in the entertainment sessions haven’t done it yet, this is your chance to prove to your delegation just how better than theirs your committee has been. So ladies and lads, be a man (metaphorically for the ladies) and join hands to work towards being the all conquering committee, and maybe just maybe, if you all pull through the pain and the anguish, your committee will be declared the Battle of the Committees champions. It’s no holds barred, it’s unadulterated, it’s just plain damn personal and committee ki izat ka sawal hai yaar, so pull those sleeves up and jump in.